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lyrics
Spread cheeks spread cheer
It's the slutty time of year
Santa fuck good
All across the hemisphere
Spread cheeks spread cheer
You know even Santa's queer
He don't need to fuck himself
When he has helpers and has elves
SC - Santa likes me mostly
Cream free til his face like goat cheese
Cuffed to the bed dick thick like an oak tree
This Christmas he won't ghost me
Make him stay home til the weather gets toasty
What's the point in giving presents
Gobbling my cream's more important
Charity case makes kids complacent
So Santa stays in the basement
Snow Buddies know I use my belt in the North Pole
Like it's a rodeo under the mistletoe
You can tell kids when they cry that
Santa's coming later
Santa's coming later
Fuck all my haters
Santa's coming later
Spread cheeks spread cheer
It's the slutty time of year
Santa fuck good
All across the hemisphere
Spread cheeks spread cheer
You know even Santa's queer
He don't need to fuck himself
When he has helpers and has elves
Uigi spreads me like Goatse
I wrap his present most tightly
We're verified amateurs
Trying to bring joy to the world
I turn around to beg and plead
For more goodies in my stocking
One step ahead of me, he's done a devilish deed
He's been double teaming with St. Nicky
In past tense, it makes sense
This hour's load was especially immense
Plus it smelled like frankincense
The reindeer are up next
Here's the link to my Amazon wishlist
Santa's coming later
Santa's coming later
Fuck all my haters
Santa's coming later
Spread cheeks spread cheer
It's the slutty time of year
Santa fuck good
All across the hemisphere
Spread cheeks spread cheer
You know even Santa's queer
He don't need to fuck himself
When he has helpers and has elves
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