1. |
Pharrell Hat
03:11
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You're my Luigi
The way you make me feel
Girl, don't you know
I'ma back
Pharrell hat
He is back
Walk up in this bitch like
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2. |
Green Kushner
00:46
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3. |
Paris 2 Flordia
03:53
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Somebody once told me a bitch was gonna roll me
Luigi celebrate me with Benz, chains and rollies
I'm getting high, with my boys dealin' worldwide
Playin' Mario Kart, my doors are suicide
Working overtime to make Luigi's fame my mission
Didn't know I was destined to make this summer bitchin'
But yes it must be time, Luigi dressing so fine
Gettin' teary thinking where he is at 25
When we party, bring the steel reserves and 45s
Cross the world, I know the boys are with me for the ride
Tonight I look at my fans, and know we really shine
Uigi off the molly like it's Mario Party 1999
He is back
He is back, he's here to stay, oh no, he'll never go away
He is back, back
I remember when I was just fifteen years old
Checkin' Pitchfork to see albums with red bold
Dreamin' 'bout that day when I would get that recognition
Spreadin' Shigeru Miyamoto's word was my mission
Now I'm with all my Nintendos in Paris
We're straight mobbin' on stage and then we're smokin' on the terrace
Those Waluigis that hated, man they're feelin' embarrassed
Until the day I die, man, I love Luigi, I swear this
Listen to my words I hope I pray you're feelin' love
Owe my success entirely to the man above
My Nintendo is like my Paul McCartney, 64
Ran into Peach in the lobby, dicked her to the floor
He is back
He is back, he's here to stay, oh no, he'll never go away
He is back, back
Cubbie make grand entrance from the Cali hills to Paris
Back he back he saw Luigi suck Sonic off on the terrace
What ya gonna do when you see your love slip away?
Cubbie was in Sonic's anal crevice like yesterday
Cubbie was pushin' real good shit
Hit the G-spot like a Chaos Emerald good shit
Tails sittin' in the corner wantin to join in shit
But Cubbie don't fuck foxes with physical deformities shit
Cubbie said fly away Tails there's nothing for you here
As Cubbie golden showered Sonic in between the ears
But now it's ruined, Luigi took Cubbie's hedgehog
Sonic 4 months pregnant with Cubbie's kid
Cubbie gonna have to go back to the hills
He is back
He is back, he's here to stay, oh no, he'll never go away
He is back, back
Chillin' in Kyoto, headquarters Nine Inch Nails Tendo
Gettin' faded with Marcel Toing in Rio Janeiro
So high I think I’m on Rainbow Road, Uigi blow his load all on Toad
I’m not jealous cuz I’m next in line to get mustachioed
God damn, whoever thought we'd make it this far
Seems like only yesterday that we were porking in his car
So just like Samus hittin' Ridley with that Plasma Beam
Luigi 'bout to hit my face with that orgasmic cream
He is back
He is back, he's here to stay, oh no, he'll never go away
He is back, back
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4. |
Pobody's Nerfect
03:16
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Still in bed at 3 PM, eating Oreos all day
Jack it, rinse, repeat has been my personal slogan as of late
Need to change my life but I don’t have the motivation
Book a flight to Delfino, searching for some salvation
At the nude beach, Luigi hands me a tab of acid
He said, “Life’s like a dick, sometimes it just gets flaccid
If you look inside yourself I think that you will see
The solution to all of your problems is me
You see, I'm the Messiah, I am the resurrection
If you need proof, firmly grasp my divine erection
If you accept me as your loving god
You can spend eternity clutching my pious rod
Until then, you must spread my word and shower me with praise
All you need to do is repeat the phrase..."
Do you wanna take a journey
He’ll take you for a ride
Luigi has the answers
Open your mind and step inside
Uigi gon blow ya damn mind
He gonna get the ganja on time
We party all night long doing lines
Ha ha... I love Jah... I love Luigi! Ha ha...
Do you wanna take a journey
He’ll take you for a ride
Luigi has the answers
Open your mind and step inside
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5. |
Shut Up Ho
01:49
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Shut up ho
Do your dance
Shut up ho
You only got one chance
On the pole, Uigi dance
Purple lean, leather pants
Friday night, twirl that pole
No more blunts, pack that bowl
All my Uigi go dumb
Strip club, let's get drunk
Then when his shift is done
Uigi gon' get that income
Late night rolling that blunt
Lean in my cup like what
Uigi pay bills with a nut
AK-47 in the trunk
Shut up ho
Do your dance
Shut up ho
You only got one chance
Ketamine, Bobby Flay, Wario, in the sauna
My aesthetic like Madonna plus Barack Obama
I feel like I oughta thank the lord for Big Pharma
Pop a xanny, Skype Luigi, make me feel nirvana
Hoes think they like me
He hits me from the back now
You’re watching in the background
Bitches talkin' 'bout Ajit Pai
Luigi better clean his room, it’s a pigsty
Green diamonds on my wrist and they look like relish
Uigi facial on my face and it looks like relish
(No homo... he lick me like a popillol)
Eat Uigi ass like a burger, Hero
Diggin' so deep in that hole, Zero
He teasing my dick like he Nomi Malone
My pants are still on but my load has been blown
Life is a rat race and Luigi the winner
I suck his dick while he eat TV dinner
Nintendo, we will never cease and desist
Luigi's fat dick on the most wanted list
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6. |
Fuck You Fantano
02:55
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Fuck you Fantano
You're criminally insecure
Fuck you Fantano
I hope you die in Darfur
Oooh fuck you Fantano
Fuck you Fantano
A tired and failing has-been nerd
Luigi thinks you're a fool
Your YouTube videos look like shit
And I think that you're a tool
Put this blog behind you and get a job
'Cause indie rock's gonna lose
Your stupid taste is a big disgrace
And your face, I wouldn't choose
Fuck you Fantano
You're criminally insecure
Fuck you Fantano
I hope you die in Darfur
The production on this thing is super cheap
Super terrible
The singing is not that good
But the lyrics are hilariously obsessed with Luigi
Ah, there's rapping on this thing as well, and
Some weird effects laid onto the vocals occasionally
And uh... it's not weird, and it's extremely sexual
Fuck you Fantano
You're criminally insecure
Fuck you Fantano
I hope you die in Darfur
Oooh fuck you Fantano
Fuck you Fantano
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8. |
Smoke That Dro
03:24
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Smoke this dro and hit this lick, bitch
Two ghosts make me come two times ho
Thicc Poltergust make a fine bong tho
Luigi fuck around with the stickiest dro
To and fro, lick the blunt like he's making it cum, yeah
Tryna get my boo, Xanax and bud
White horse, brown sugar, dope, opium
I got the cocaine, 'phetamine, angel and bump
Luigi takes it all while I'm licking his nuts
Smoke that dro
We in the mansion, girl, you oughta know
Smoke that dro
If you ain't a ho, you gotta go
Feelin higher than Naked Luigi's Bandcamp stats after a Needle Drop vid
Fans were fiendin for Naked Luigi season 3, so they fucked around and dropped it
I'm at the mansion, Boolossus on my wrist
Call me Charles Manson, here for sadistic shit
Packin pieces so dank that I got green feces
I'm in bed with your nieces, I'm givin them my diseases
I'm flyer than all the geeses, I swear I could never cease this
King Boo, the king of the igloo
And I done fucked them Ice Climbers too
Boo boo boo, bap bap bap, I'm sick of this
See Luigi's butthole and say "I should put some dick in this"
Dick that white horse, Luigi is never kickin' this
You know what this is, ridiculous
Smoke that dro
We in the mansion, girl, you oughta know
Smoke that dro
If you ain't a ho, you gotta go
Rollin' up OG Kush
Falco nommin' on Uigi’s bush
Mansion lookin' like Eyes Wide Shut
Donkey Kong nuttin' on my gut
Dabbin’ hittin' my lungs like a Falcon Punch
So high I think I just ate all of brunch
Uigi cock in my ass got me weaker than fuckin' Pichu, bruh
Age ain’t nothin' but a number, Ness on the team
Yeah, I hope you cocksuckers ain't tired of hearin' 'bout cream
And I ain't talkin' Wu Tang, this is Uigi's wet dream
Puts OG Mudbone to shame when he splooge a thicc stream
Smoke that dro
We in the mansion, girl, you oughta know
Smoke that dro
If you ain't a ho, you gotta go
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9. |
Warp Star
02:33
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Kirby gonna curve me like a roller derby
Suck me like a sponge before we make a movie
Hands shakin after his persuasive penetration
Ride me like a warp star sensation
My bitch is dummy thicc I swear he just a puff ball
Always persuade me with a key bump from Bolivia
Used to party with Uigi, now I smoke that good tree leaf
Later, Waddle Dee might call me up to have a threesome
I'm a wild man like Ishmael or Waluigi
Steal a yacht and go to Paris why the fuck you need me
Hosting Meta Knight protests won't deceive me
This bitch is holdin me down, Luigi let me skeet free
To be or not to be a wheel in Kirby's fuck machine
My dick is begging for bedroom antics like nicotine
Shooting up to get my dick distracted from his actions
I feel dissatisfaction with Kirby's puny package
Ha haaaaaaa, so I fell for Kirby's cheap trick
Now I'm fucking with Luigi like a chick flick
Licked his dick like Doritos off my fingers
While I tie him to the bed, make him tell me I'm a winner
Kirby gonna curve me like a roller derby
Suck me like a sponge before we make a movie
Hands shakin after his persuasive penetration
Ride me like a warp star sensation
I'm not a bitch, I don't kiss and tell about my old erections
But I admit that I got the brown boy's sloppy seconds
You can't say shit when you cheatin' on your best green dick ho
I saw you in that motel with Kirby 'bout three weeks ago
You said Kirby was your side bitch, so I made him my main
We ain't abstaining 'til marriage, every night he give me brain
See, I hate to see a pink mouth like that goin' to waste
So I marked my territory, put my D on his face
Now this fool, he got the nerve to say he wants the pink back
I got the text when my fist was balls deep inside Kirby's crack
You touch my pink boy again and your dome will feel that Home Run Bat
Go run back to your man and hold this L like Luigi hat
Call me Derrida cuz I fuck with Kirby Dick
Call me Meta Knight cuz I sucked Kirby's Dick
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10. |
You Don't Know Me
02:16
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When he is coming home
Uigi just wants to bone
And when I'm feeling low
Uigi gives me the dome
Drunk text Yoshi on the 7 PM subway
Lost in the food court, better be another way
Waitin' on a message from Luigi, just to come home
Text and just forgive me for the pink ball I just boned
When you see me liftin' Kirby merchandise
Call me suicidal when I'm livin' on the tour life
But Luigi gonna blow me on his Harley anyway
Poppin' bottles of champagne, Fanta, lean and Miller Lite
When he is coming home
Uigi just wants to bone
And when I'm feeling low
Uigi gives me the dome
Making myself useful, tidy up the public Uigi shrine
Pause a moment to reflect on the Arkansas skyline
Kirby left my dick for Shulk, that's why I'm sipping moonshine
A week ago he was my man, turns out I was his concubine
Now I'm smoking crystal shards to try to hide the pain I feel
Wishing that I could just make amends and become the third wheel
Wake up in the backyard of Luigi's Portland summer cottage
First thing in the morning, get a whiff of Uigi's greasy sausage
On the porch, Luigi triple penetrating Billy Brown
He sweetly smiles at me and says "there's enough dick to go around"
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11. |
Green Sunset
02:17
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They said I was young and crazy
When I took my green boo from Daisy
I said I'd relax
But now I gotta Rolex
and my Maserati from the 80's
Blackin' out at the Grammys, take a bow
Waitin' and waitin' for a day I ain't found
Don't wanna be stressed
But I'm super depressed
When I let the money complicate me
Luigi take me higher to the Green Sunset
I'll never come down, I'll never come down
It doesn’t take a lot to amaze me
I just look at the gifts that Uigi gave me
2013, that’s when our first single dropped
2014, Cream EP was dubbed a flop
Bad reception made Luigi a misanthrope
Will’s optimism, only thing that could give him hope
2015, back with Nake and the heartache
On Will’s birthday, Uigi creamed on the cupcake
2016, we saw the unexpected
Somehow discovered, other people connected
We always thought this shit would just stay locale
Still can’t believe we got one dollar on PayPal
2017, tensions start rising
Real life gets in the way of the timing
But that doesn't change the fact that Will's my boy
Next year we'll settle with Luigi in Illinois
Luigi take me higher to the Green Sunset
I'll never come down, I'll never come down
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12. |
Play That Song
13:40
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— FIRST MOVEMENT —
Play that thong
The one that makes me cum all night long
The one that makes me think of you
That's all Luigi do
Hey, Mr. DJ, when you gonna spin it
Luigi's favorite record, she been waitin' for a minute
He invited all his friends and I'm buyin' all the rounds
And they all dolled up, mister please don't let me down
When you gonna play that thong
When you gonna penetrate
When you gonna suck that shlong and make my day
She said
Oooh oooh wooo oooh, ooh oooh woo [x ∞]
Who the dogs now
Who the dogs now
Hey, Oompa Loompa!
Oh, come on now!
It's happening right now!
Hey, Mr. Guitar, when you gonna strum it
Luigi's favorite record, you should play it 'cause she loves it
Can you get me off the hook, get them fingers licking now
I'll throw some money in your cup
Mister, please don't let me down
Whe
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
Who the dogs now
— SECOND MOVEMENT —
When you gonna play that song
Why you gotta hesitate
When you gonna play that song and make my day
She said WOOOOOOOOO
Oooh oooh wooo oooh, ooh oooh woo
— THIRD MOVEMENT —
Don't talk to me that way.
You won't get a dime.
I'm taking the kids every day of the year.
You hear me, Luigi?
All the money's gone.
You tell me where it went.
Pack your shit. Get out.
Kids, get in the car.
— FOURTH MOVEMENT —
He was standing in line at a Starbucks, ordering a Strawberries and Cream Frappuccino.
He looked behind at me and winked.
Roller blading down the boardwalk, I saw him wearing jean shorts and a wife beater.
And then again, at the Rachel Dolezal book signing.
He said his name was Luigi.
He invited me to his apartment.
— FIFTH MOVEMENT —
Play that hook
The one that day and night, all night day
The one that hook my day to you
That's all hook daily coming
Hey Mr. Uigi, when you gonna suck it
I'm waiting at the gym so you can eat me like a crumpet
Can you get me off the hook, eat me like a nugget now
Throw some cummies in your cup, mister lick me like a hound
When you gonna play that shlong
Why you gotta hesitate
When you gonna suck that shlong
And make my day
She said play that shlong
The one that makes me cum all night long
The one that makes me think of Jews
That's all you gotta do
Play that shlong
The one that makes me cum all night long
The one that makes me think of me
That's all you gotta do
Hey Mr. Uigi, when you gonna fuck me
I’m a very good boy, and I know it cuz you love me
You're a very busy man, but I'll keep you satisfied
And I’m all dolled up, Luigi, I won’t let you down
I will be your loving wife
Kirby's rotting in his grave
That's the end to this story
Nothing else to say, except
Play that shlong
The one that makes me cum all night long
The one that makes me think of me
That's all you gotta do
Play that shlong
The one that makes me cum all night long
The one that makes me think of you
That's all you gotta Jew
Wait til you see my baby move, ooh oooh woo, oooh oooh wooo oooh
Wait til you see my baby move, ooh oooh woo, oooh oooh wooo oooh
Oh, come on now
The one that makes me cum all night long
The one that makes me think of you
That's all you gotta do
That's all you gotta do
So,
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