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lyrics
I'm just announcing that DJ Breakdance Moneybags is retiring permanently
When even Uigi hears about your new girl, she's been snatched
Every member of the team gets a free pussy rematch
Not to mention gettin fucked in the thorax
Then afterwards we smoke trees like a displeased Lorax
Ass like a dump truck, my dick's a landfill
Monogamy without Luigi is at a standstill
Pancake your girl between us like an Oreo
I'm with the big boiz, our nuts hang like yo-yos
I'm bangin green like the lizard in Geico
After I leave the Italian festival with mouthfuls of fried dough
I'm screaming swag til the day that I die
Splashtown boiz are the better Dead Poets Society
No Joker jokes, I really do not mean to gloat
But I drove your Lambo off Rainbow Road when your bimbo sent me a Facebook poke
I know you already know the slogan
It's time to pass Luigi to my brothers like my name was Hulk Hogan
If you wanna do the cream, you gotta pay the team
If you wanna fuck Luigi, you don't gotta be clean
Eat the tab, drink the lean
If you wanna play the game, don't use the cheats
When you turn 18, you gotta fuck Mr. Bean
Gotta have courage, don't delete your tweets
Only one rule in life, it's just one thing
If you wanna do the cream, you gotta pay the team
Spit on it, crush it up, roll it up, take a hit
2 AM, summer night, Luigi nut alright
Like he's been eating pineapple
Tuck three fingers in, made it pop just like a Snapple
Suckin and fuckin, don't know which Luigi hole to go
Dickin and fistin, reach down and jerked off his soul
Slap shit dummy, he's so funny
When he bust up on my tummy, it's Cubbie
Uigi tells me vaccines cause autism
In Austin, mobbing deep with Alex Jones jaw schisms
That's what you get when the percocets are hitting right
My vowels becoming mushy, Daisy's pussy looking hella tight
I believe I'm as creamed as can be
I got a H.A.R.D. C.O.C.C.
And if I lose the boner, Daisy feeds me a pill
And when I have the GoPro, I'm Cecil DeMille
Uigi gang like a mad lad salad
Eat the pussy raw like a pubic salad
Goin straight in with no dental dam
Nigerian Scarface with the Cuban ham
Pussy cryin
Eat the pussy like a Lion King
Hakuna Matata
It means Luigi my slave
If you wanna do the cream, you gotta pay the team
If you wanna fuck Luigi, you don't gotta be clean
Eat the tab, drink the lean
If you wanna play the game, don't use the cheats
When you turn 18, you gotta fuck Mr. Bean
Gotta have courage, don't delete your tweets
Only one rule in life, it's just one thing
If you wanna do the cream, you gotta pay the team
Suckin and fuckin my least favorite cousin
Luigi in the corner, stroke stroke no fussin
Said hip hop, you don't stop the rock
Bang bang your booty, flush the body down the louie
I cum in his lean, gotta feed the fiend
Like a Tennessee prettyboy, I do the cream
Got that Moby Dick dick and I always cum late
Then I eat his ass til it looks like Kent State
credits
from American Cream,
released September 11, 2021
feat. DJ Breakdance Moneybags, cubbie, HeyMimi, Milkweed, Coleslaw & Hartwell Hospice Men's Choir
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