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Seriously Absurd Levels of Pain

from American Cream by Naked Luigi

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lyrics

Rose petals on hotel bed
They emphasize romance
We gonna get busy tonight
In a respectful way

Gonna swing my Birdo round and round
Boutta go dumb -- cuz I'm feeling down
And the night's still young, pleasure to be won
Gonna have some non-physical fun

I took Birdo on vacation
to Hershey PA
I thought this was M&M's World
She was disappointed

This normie shit works for me
I got time for myself to smoke countless trees
And a penthouse suite full of Dungarees
And a cute-lookin' Birdo at my knees

This condo cost 8 thousand
Room service is extra
She ate half a monte cristo
I put it in the Tupperware

On second thought I’m a little confused
Not one chance for my dick to be used
And I nearly choked up when she broke the news
That she spent all my money on Angry Bird shoes

I’ve learned to love my body
Like Uigi never did
Birdo needs my donations
Cuz she’s a survivor

Can't help but check Luigi's instagram
See him stripping in Dubai with his countless fans
As his fat ass slides down the pole, he winks
And I feel a teardrop creep down my cheek

When she uses her vibrator
She doesn’t let me see
I spent 600 on it
But she needs personal space

Steak dinner reservation
at Morton's The Steakhouse
She's still updating her Tiktok
I'm gonna murder her

Swing your Birdo round and round
Better go dumb -- if you're feeling down
Cuz the night's still young, pleasure to be won
Gonna have some non-physical fun so
Swing your Birdo round and round
Better go dumb -- if you're feeling down
Cuz the night's still young, pleasure to be won
Gonna have some non-physical fun so
Swing your Birdo round and round
Better go dumb -- if you're feeling down
Cuz the night's still young, pleasure to be won
Gonna have some non-physical fun

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from American Cream, released September 11, 2021

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