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Take The Cummies And Run

from American Cream by Naked Luigi

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lyrics

Disrespectful idiots
20 mil ain't enough
You don't know the half of it
Take the cummies and run

Smashboard problem
Luigi knew the fix
Bat wing bitch got his wing clipped
Smoked a couple lead spliffs
Wear the mask like a chain
Luigi said it's cool to eat brains
Slangin off the El Shroomino
Posted up like Scarface on the wall of my roomino
Black and whites roll by
Throwin up the gang signs
Luigi breakin bucks
Get these 5'2" bitches hyucc'd
Ladies go dumb
Overalls tight like Tibetan skin drum
Dick like a 44

Wish I learned about this shit in gym class
Hoes dancin on me but my belly needs a triple bypass
Let's just say my age makes for a thrilling contrast
I said I was a chaperone but I'm just here to bone
All I know is these teens just wanna get low
Your body is a basketball and I'ma take a free throw
My dick is rising like bread dough
Never passed eighth grade but I'm still 38 years young

This is the best night of my life
I'm bout to win prom king with my wife
And it’s all cuz Uigi sells high level shit
Even underage customers are always right
Cum spiked punch, I’m a naughty boy
Grinding this slut's ass is something I enjoy
I was too shy to do this when I was their age
Now I’m graduating at the top of their grade
Bodies hit the flo like we're in a Drowning Pool song
Now I’m kinda worried cuz there's no breathing goin on
Better give mouth to mouth, let’s start in the eighth grade
Turns out she didn't need it, I'm still a hero
Better call Luigi and find out the details
Only use a prepaid cuz he’s in drug retail
I think it's time I got out of here stat
Cops roll up, there's an issue with that

We better split to Luigi's 'fore this gets wack
I'd do anything to hear a simple "I'ma back"
Called him frantically but all I heard was him laughin
So I drive that stolen prom bus to the mansion
His bedroom lights go off but I know he's there
A padlock on the door and guard dogs everywhere
Last time I went to jail I got scared straight
You know I can't stomach this, I don't know how to masturbate
Police pull up, this is still so problematic
Lord help me, I don't wanna use my semi-automatic
Heart pounding so hard, I'm kinda horny now
It's not the time or place but I just pulled my penis out
I'd like to see you be more rational with tasers drawn
Guess it's only fitting that I'd die on Uigi's lawn
Even if they shoot me I should give them all my money
They shot me anyway -- those pigs just want the cummies

Luigi set me up
But I still just want his nut
Where the cummies went is not my problem now
Police always defend a rat
He never visits me...
I'm startin' to think that prison could be fun!

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from American Cream, released September 11, 2021
feat. Whatnah

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