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lyrics
I have got to say hello to an old friend
Uigi boy, would you work4me
Uigi drop them overalls to the flo
Bottle service has been pourin semen in his throat
Kinda tiny so he standin on his tiptoes
Tired of his blue pants so I had to rip those
He's kinda like Rudolph with a button nose
Everyday is Christmas, Luigi's back pussy froze
Normally I'm the type to fuck and double dash
But Luigi suck so good I nutted on his mustache
With his blue eyes lookin like he want more
Too bad I'm already leavin for a world tour
Matchbox 20 hangin in my RAV4
Plus he drives electric, I know that I'm a swaglord
Traveller's life, no time for an obsession
But Nintendo dick is so good, it's got me second guessin
So I'm sorry to the ladies that are tryna get the jerk
But I'll stick by Luigi cuz he's puttin in that work
And he works4me
I have got to say hello to an old friend
Uigi boy, would you work4me
Uigi drop his overalls to the flo
Only time he nuts is when I hide his Lexapro
He needs my strict permission to go outdoors
So I ride him rough til his back like a skateboard
Whole club's waitin for my boy to striptease
Every time his nuts show I fling another fifteen
I'm like a landlord and not cuz of the body type
Luigi pays rent just to get fucked by my leaky pipe
This cream dumpster still askin for spendin privileges
But I can't risk wasting cash on all those CBD knishes
Plus his booty looks better with less fat in it
The last time he ate, I made him spit up in the waste basket
The next time you think of me as some abuser
Just remember Uigi loyalists are stupider than meth users
Not to mention their pathetic fan worship
When I'm the one who taught 'em how to suck without foreskin
So he works4me
I have got to say hello to an old friend
Uigi boy, would you work4me
Uigi drop his overalls to the flo
Just his tip is all I need before I'm ready to blow
He's a good tipper, precum ooze cuz my hole is the one
He's the only man who don't make me feel worthless after I cum
It takes a hard work to maintain a relationship
Quote attributed to bitches failing to please my man's dick
I still love my problematic fave like I'm in my second Smiths phase
And by the end of the year I'm starting my own company
He slaps me silly with ice on his wrist
Then we cuddle all night, my ass gets squished
He's rough yet gentle, he's the perfect man
I'd do literally anything for him like I was Naomi Tani
Eternal devotion, if I could only choose one moment
For historic preservation with his dick cryogenically frozen
I would take it back to the minute he took my virginity
He said "little boy, you can put that butler outfit on and you can work4me"
credits
from American Cream,
released September 11, 2021
feat. HeyMimi
produced by HeyMimi
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